WORLD CUP GERMANY 2006
Well, it's all over now. Actually it ended a week ago today but any proper retrospective needs the benefit of proper hindsight, which is why I've waited a week to offer any final assessment of this tournament. How will the 2006 World Cup be remembered? I read and heard some wildy divergent views on this question: Some say it was a horror-show, others the best World Cup ever. For me it was in the middle, an ok tournament that had its moments but failed to deliver on many promises. After the first few group matches it looked set to become a spectacular finals, with the large footballing countries advancing and some looking downright spectacular: Spain, Argentina, and Germany come to find. However, some refereeing fiascos and a dearth of goals in the later rounds kept it from becoming truly great. Looking back over my match reports I don't think there were many games I gave 5 out of 5. To top it all off the greatest player of our generation left after a moment of sheer madness and the last game was decided on penalty kicks.
Mexico 1970 is generally regarded as the greatest World Cup ever. The football was free-flowing and attacking, not one red card was brandished(yes, there were NO RED CARDS at the entire tournament), and the Brazilian team that won that year tops everyone's list of the greatest teams ever assembled. Hard to argue with that. On the other end of the spectrum, we have Italy 90. In the land of catenaccio defenses were predictably stifling; this tournament produced the least goals ever, with perhaps the dullest and most savage game of all being the final, a 1-0 for West Germany over Maradona's tearful Argentina. So dire was this tourney that FIFA briefly considered changing the rules of the game, with larger goals and fewer players among the more ambitious suggestions. Since then it's been a mixed bag. There was much anxiety before USA 94: Would a soccer-averse nation put on a good World Cup? The answer was yes, as attendence records were smashed. Unfortunately the final game was decided on penalties for the first time ever and the winners were considered pedestrian by Brazilian standards. To that I say two things: Romario and Bebeto were superb(btw Romario is still playing football and scoring in abundance right here in the US for USSL team Miami FC), and that side both ended the Brazil drought(1970-1994) and inaugurated another golden age for Brazilian football(3 straight Final appearances and two trophies). The tournament was marred by Maradona's drug expulsion, but you can't beat Ireland 1 Italy 0 at Giants Stadium, no you can't. France 98 was generally a crowd pleaser, and Korea/Japan 2002 was frowned upon for some suspect referee decisions(all in favor of hosts Korea) and the advancement of minnows such as Turkey, USA, Korea, and Senegal, not to mention the unspectacular form of eventual finalists Germany and Brazil. To World Cup 2002 haters I say two things: I was there, it was awesome. Case closed. But back to Germany 2006, an average tournament. Let's look at the good, the bad, and the ugly.
THE GOOD
The Hosts: By all accounts Germany proved to be the best host nation ever. The country was gripped by euphoria for an entire month, the beer flowed like never before, and an overall atmosphere of fun prevailed. The Germans managed to shed their stereotypical dour demeanor just long enough to put on a great, fan-friendly spectacle. Everywhere you turned there was football madness: Museum exhibits, giant murals on the ceilings of train stations, and everybody's favorite, the Fan Miles: huge outdoor viewing expos with giant screens, refreshments, and atmospheres that sometimes exceeded those within the stadiums. The recipe for a great World Cup host is as follows: a football-mad country, good performance by host team(very important), and a nation interesting enough to be a good tourist destination outside of the football matches. Germany provided all of these things.
As I mentioned, I was in Japan for the 2002 World Cup. There was a general level of enthusiasm for the event, but it always seemed guarded, as if the hosts were saying: "Let's see how this foreign thingy turns out, good I hope." Interest appeared to wane palpably after Japan's dismal 1-0 loss to Turkey in the round-of-16, all of the first-round success and excitement replaced by an I-told-you-so cynicism. A couple of Englishman who had just popped over to Tokyo from Korea told me that the Koreans were much more into it, and the footage of millions lining the streets across the water didn't lie: the Koreans fell head over hells for the World Cup. Still, Japan was a solid host in my mind: they lent a few thousand fans to each participant(scores of locals turned up in Ireland jerseys to cheer on the boys in green), the stadiums were amazing, and you can't beat taking the bullet train to Northwest Japan for a World Cup match, the beatiful Japanese countryside rolling by and people talking football along the way. Top notch. But Germany, according to many accounts, were the perfect hosts.
The Big Boys Advancing: Take a quick glance at the 8 quarterfinalists. Every group from A-H had a representative, and outside of Ukraine they were all accomplished footballing nations, though many picked Ukraine to reach the quarters anyway.
New Blood: Four of the five African representatives were debutants, which bodes well for South Africa 2010 as it means fierce competition for places and progress for African football, which many people believe will one day knock Europe and South America from their ascendant perches. Ivory Coast were tremendous but couldn't crack the group of death, Ghana were similarly spectacular and with any luck might have beaten Brazil(yes

, I mean that, I still can't get over the 3-0 score, the better team lost I feel). Australia returned for the first time since 1974 and were outstanding, displaying a Korea and Irelandesque never-say-die attitude and going out to Italy on a bullshit penalty.
Ronaldo's Goal Record: We saw history made, and what a way to go out on top. Ronaldo mostly played like the lumbering heap he's become but that stepover against Ghana, I can't get enough of it. Awesome.
Argentina: 6 goals against Serbia, and every goal seemed better than the last. Maxi Rodriguez had the goal of the tournament to elimate Mexico. A real shame Messi wasn't given a chance against Germany, and that Riquelme was taken off. For my money Argentina were as good if not better than Italy and France and I think they will go down in history as beloved losers, much like Brazil 82. Except that they assaulted the German team after the shootout loss, nothing too endearing about that really.
THE BAD
England and Brazil: The two most hyped teams and the two biggest disappointments. All you heard pre-tournament was: Can England knock off mighty Brazil to avenge 2002? During the tournament the more pressing questions were: Can you stay awake for an entire England game? When will Brazil's lacklustre form prove their undoing? Answers: No, and when they play an organized team. Ronaldinho, Rooney, Lampard, Beckham, Adriano & co. sold lots of magazines and merchandise prior to a ball being kicked, but on the field they were shite, the old great-on-paper-crap-on-grass scenario.
Holland & Czech Republic: Watch a replay of Holland-Serbia, then watch Holland-Portugal. Scratch your head. Watch a replay of Czech-USA and then Czech-Ghana or Italy. Scratch your head. It's a good idea to go from 0-60; these early tournament favorites went from 60-brick wall.
Where's the Goals: Germany 2006 produced the second-lowest goal tally in history behind the abysmal Italia 90. It was also the first without a hat trick performance(Schweinsteiger came close for Germany against Portugal but no cigar). Why no goals? I'm interested to hear some theories. Mine is the Greece effect: At Euro 2004 Greece proved that a bunch of also-rans can win a major tournamet as long as they don't concede. It makes sense. The joy of scoring is offset by the fear of conceding. What is to be done? A 3-second rule for defenders inside the penalty area, a midfield(aka backcourt) violation for defensive ballhogging, a shot clock to punish defensive keepaway? It was so disheartening to see the final ended on penalties. Remember the early MLS shootout method of NHL-style penalties where the shooter dribbles from outside the penalty area and the goalie can come to meet him? That was fun while it lasted. I've heard the following suggestions: Reduce player numbers in extra-time, so 7-0n-7 for example; play till someone scores or you drop. Any further suggestions? Anyway, no surprise that the best player of the tournament was a defender, and an Italian one at that.
ESPN Coverage: In other countries(the UK at least) viewers are allowed to hear the American commentators for American sports, so you get legends like Marv Albert for basketball and Madden for football. But in typical American fashion the Yanks believe they could do a better job so we were subjected to atrocious coverage of the World Cup. There were no pre-game shows, the national anthems weren't shown, Monday Night Football style player lineups covered the screen to temporarily obscure the actual action on the field. Ironically, the duo chosen for the most high profile games, O'Brien - Balboa, were far and away the worst offenders. No wonder viewers turned to Univision in droves. I found a bar with UK commentator for the final game and it made all the difference. My friends actually found a beautiful little pub next door where we had the perfect table and a nice big screen right in front of us. I looked up at the screen and upon seeing Eric Wynalda's mug I dragged them all next door.
Portugal's Antics: And the academy award goes to... Have you ever been losing at a sports videogame like Winning Eleven and you can't get the ball from your opponent, much less score an equaliser? Think of that fury you feel, then imagine how Portugal's opponents felt when they feigned injury at every opportunity to run out the clock, and you get the idea. Then Ronaldo had the audacity to say that the refs screwed Portugal against France.
THE UGLY
Cards: Haven't checked the official statistics but I'm pretty sure this tournament had the most cards given out by a mil

e. USA-Italy and Portugal-Holland were two glaring examples, the latter being the ugliest, most malicious game I have ever seen in any sport. People say the ref did a bad job, but what about the players? The right thing to do would have been to kick both teams out of the tournament.
Zidane: A brilliant farewell tainted by a moment of absolute madness. I offer you Act III of the Play: Por quoi Zizou?
(Materazzi grabs Z's shirt to keep him from getting another header, the last having nearly ended the game."
Zizou: (With supreme arrogance) If you really want my shirt I'll give it to you after the game.
Mazza: (with bile) I'd rather have your sister, she's a whore just like your mother.
(Both player walk stage left)
BOOM!
Fin
Some lip-readers have said that Mazza called Zizou the "son of a dirty terrorist." Whatever the insult, Zizou lost his mind, although it wasn't the first time. Remember France 98: he was given a 2-game ban for stomping a player from Saudi Arabia, and his career is replete with similar temperamental moments. Lost in the aura of cool professionalism surrounding Zidane's career is the fact that he grew up in a poverty-stricken tower block in Marseilles and used football to escape the rough streets. One of his most enduring quotes is the following, said earlier in his career: "I will never, ever stop fighting." Anyway, one thing is for certain: What a rock n' roll exit. However, he shouldn't be remembered for that. If you want to remember the real Zidane, watch the following:
So there you have it. World Cup Germany 2006, a tournament that started out with a bang and ended with a headbutt. I've had a great time with this blog and thanks to all the loyal readers(Jeetan, Collins, and an occasional Ulla cameo) This tournament saw an explosion in World Cup blogs. Even Henry Kissinger had one for crying out loud. At the risk of being arrogant, having checked out quite a few I honestly think mine was among the better ones. Already looking forward to Euro 2008(c'mon Ireland). My television screen now shows players in helmets sprinting along sidelines at extreme temperature summer training sessions, and the old NFL preseason excitement comes to my stomach. And by the time the Giants and Jets have played a handful of games, the Mets could be in the World Series. Yes, it could happen, I hope it does and I hope following World Cup South Africa 2010 will be as fun as this was.
Ciao.